Tired of only having boring ways to die on Earth? Looking for a kickass, super-awesome, Chuck Norris-style death? Look no further than our nearest celestial neighbor! Apparently, there’s just as much water up there as there is here on Gaia! Pretty soon, Dannon, Zephryhills & Dasani are going to be sending rockets up there with scores of doomed workers to get that clear liquid extracted! How fast can you get in line for the Dasani Destructo-Rocket of Doom?